Listicle: Trump is…

Lannie Rose
2 min readMay 18, 2024

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In my humble opinion…

Giant Trump diaper baby balloon “welcoming” Trump to London, balloon is 6 meters (20 feet) tall, floating just over a small crowd in front of some random London buildings, balloon depicts Trump as an angry orange baby dressed only in a diaper and holding a cell phone
A whiny poopy diaper baby welcomes Trump to London [source: https://thesource.com/2018/07/13/baby-trump-balloon-london/]

If I were called to jury duty on one of the many Donald J. Trump trials and they asked me my opinion of the defendant, I would say:

Trump is…

  • Scum
  • A garbage person
  • Doggy poopy on the bottom of my shoe
  • A fraud
  • A cheat
  • A grifter, a con-man
  • A pathological liar
  • A fabulist
  • Broke
  • Tasteless
  • A junk food junkie
  • A loser
  • A failure at business
  • An employer of undocumented foreign workers
  • A traitor
  • A spy
  • A KGB asset
  • A Putin-lover
  • A fascist
  • A racist
  • A white supremacist
  • A would-be oligarch
  • A would-be dictator
  • An insurrectionist
  • A debaser of the presidency, the rule of law, the institutions of government, and the norms and traditions of our democratic society
  • Responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans by his handling of the Covid pandemic
  • The worst president of them all
  • A malignant paranoid narcissist
  • Emotionally stunted
  • Lacking in self-awareness
  • Probably a sociopath
  • Possibly psychotic
  • A drug addict
  • Not in his right mind
  • A philanderer
  • A pedophile (Teen Miss America pagents)
  • An adjudicated rapist
  • An adjudicated fraudster
  • Ridiculous
  • Ignorant
  • Lazy
  • Evil
  • A stupid ass-faced clown
  • A big fat whiny poopy diaper baby

…and no, I cannot judge him fairly and impartially based only on the evidence presented at trial.

Guilty!!!!

Do I hate the man? It’s a close thing, but I would say no. I would not personally inflict any harm on him, nor want anyone else to. But I would like him to spend the rest of his life in prison. I did hate to see him occupy the office of the president, and I would hate to see him there again. It would be a shame if he dropped dead tomorrow, without spending a single night in the stony lonesome. But at least it would keep him out of the White House.

Please Vote in November!!!

Addendum September 2024, after Harris/Trump presidential debate:

  • Raving lunatic

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Lannie Rose
Lannie Rose

Written by Lannie Rose

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